You got your Vagina in my Crocodile. You got your Crocodile in my Vagina.

Tokyo Gore Police

Right. Feeling a little woozy right now because my effing brain just got raped by Tokyo Gore Police. Imagine the movie Robocop combined with a great deal of Eraserhead, a half gallon of acid and two peyote buttons. This movie is built upon the premise that a girl with a crocodile’s mouth for legs is anything anyone’s psyche could ever survive seeing*.

The movie uses ironic future commercials as a framing device much as does Robocop, exists in the future and is quite horrific. A Future cop named Ruka played by Eihi Shiina of Audition fame is assigned to hunt down genetically altered criminals who can turn their wounds into weapons. The typical blood firehose effects abound and the plot makes little sense.

As horrific as the movie is, it is actually a bit boring. It is not funny enough to laugh at or with and the pacing is not fast enough to hold the viewer’s attention. The images are completely freakotonic, however. Upon seeing a human being splayed open and turned into a living chair one viewer was heard praying quietly in the corner.

You should rent this movie if:

1. You like to see shocking images or
2. Tokyo shock cinema is your thing

You should buy this movie if:

1. Crocodile vagina
2. Chainsaw battles

*Seriously, it was really effed up. There was this part where this dude goes to this whorehouse and gets tortured and then escapes, but on his way out of the torture room this chick chases him down only instead of legs the chick has a full fledged set of crocodile jaws and the croc's gullet is her vajyushe. It clamps down on the dude's leg and well. yick.

If you are interested in buying this DVD here is a link to Amazon where you can get it at a reasonable price: